I am the Rhodrin, I speak for the trees. There is a great disturbance in the forest. Cenarius is a disease, a cancer of this planet. He is a plague, and I am the cure. With great power there must also come great responsibility. The only verdict is vengeance. I know kung fu. Yippie kai yay mother F-er.
RIP Cenarius blah blah blah
Ed. Dari writes this stuff, I just post it.
Once upon a time...
Little Miss Macon
Ate Crispy Bacon,
To extend her buffs for the raid;
Along came a spider
Who shat right beside her
And made Miss Macon squash it right away.
No one interrupts Macon Bacon time!
RIP Elerethe Renferal (10/16/2016)
Rewind to 15 years ago...
We find our hero Krayola as a young lad drawing a colorful picture on his family's kitchen table. From the living room, he hears his father Oceantime call out to him, "Son, come here, I want to show you something!" Krayola jumps enthusiastically out of his chair, clutching his favorite orange crayon, and runs into the living room. Startled by his son's sudden crayon clasped appearance, Oceantime crouches down, grasping the boys shoulders and urgently tells him "Never run with crayons! You could put an eye out!" He hugged him and then proceeded to show him Mike Wazowski from a popular children's movie.
Return to the present...
We find our hero Krayola as a strapping battle ready druid, going over strategies with the rest of the raid. His role of keeping the raid alive is a vital one and one he takes very seriously. The fight begins and the raid starts out strong . Overtime, sadly his comrades begin to waiver. As he tries desperately to keep his friends alive, he hears the booming voice of the raid leader say, "Krayola, he is almost dead, we need you to run over and finish him! You are the only one who can!" Krayola found himself clasping a single orange crayon that he always carried with him, and reflected on the wise words his father had once given him. How could he go against such sage advice? He glances around the raid, sees his teammates fighting for their lives and knows that something must be done. "I'm sorry Dad, I cannot abide by your rule any longer. Because that eye needs to get put out and I am just the Krayola crayon to do it." He says moments before taking off into a sprint and leaping feet first into the giant eye.
RIP Il'gynoth, the Heart of Corruption (10/14/2016)
Once upon a time, there was a raid leader by the name of Cordilocks (Corellian). One day, he was playing with his friends and came upon the heroic lair of Ursoc. They took out the trash and walked right in to Ursoc's home. At the start of the fight, there were 3 strategies. Cordilocks was ready to fight.
He chose the first strat.
"This strat won't work. Ursoc's poo kills the raid!" He exclaimed.
So, he chose the second strat.
"This strat won't work. Ursoc's charge kills too many squishies!" He said.
So he was left with the last strat.
"This strat is just right. Everyone should stay alive! In theory!" He said happily and he did a little jig.
After he'd decided on a strat, he realized the raid needed to pee. So the raid took a 10 minute break. While the raid was gone, Ursoc respawned.
"Someone has been getting killed by my poo!" Laughed Ursoc.
"Someone has been squashing the squishies!" Giggled Ursoc.
"Someone hasn't been dying like they should! And there they are!" Growled Ursoc.
Just then, the raid came back from their 10 minute break. Cordilocks screamed "EXTERMINATE!" And he ran towards Ursoc with the entire raid following behind him. Cordilocks defeated Ursoc that day, and would return every week until the next raid comes out.
It should be made known that Cordilocks made a wonderful albeit spikey rug out of Ursoc's hide after that.
RIP Ursoc (Heroic) 9/30/16 - 10/9/16
An excerpt from Darielle's Diary:
Everyone keeps trying to kill dragons because they are big, scary, and maybe a little drooly, but I happen to like dragons! They just want to be your friend. Give you hugs and wisdom and keep you warm with their fire breath. But no, stupid guild had to go and kill them. We are such assholes. Though, they did have some shinies inside of them. They were a bit goopy and sticky at first, but hey, soap can clean just about anything. For everything else, there is Nomi. 🔥
RIP Dragons of Nightmare
Time of Death: 8:36PM 09/30/16
I wish we could have been BFFFFFF's
So it's been a great first week of raiding the Emerald Nightmare! It launched on Tuesday and we cleared Normal on Friday. Then tonight we upped the ante and downed Heroic Nythendra Here's a video of the kill by our very own Pyvonne.
Great job to all who made it possible!
Teamwork makes the dream work! 😄